GIANT ELEPHANT GODS!!!

This is me after a prss that I call elephantizing. If you would like to see others that have been elephantized, go to this link, or click on the image. If you would like to be elephantized, send a pic of yourself, with a request to be elephantized, to gianttoe@aol.com. If you don't have the internet, then you shouldn't be viewing this site so , I don't worry about people like that.
I made this site as a tribute to the Giant Elephant gods. They are the gods that control most of the world. Except religion. There was another god(who isn't an elephant) that got people to believe He was supreme. The Giant Elephant gods are the real (fake) gods. I happened to discover them because I stumbled upon an ancient temple(rock in the ground) that gave me a vision(I fell unconscious and was hallucinating). My vision(hallucination) told me that the true gods are Elephants(no disrespect for all the true religions). The Elephants came to me and told me to make a website about them that would prove that they exist(in other words, I had nothing to do one day and saw a discovery channel program on elephants and decided to make them gods). It was very(not) spiritual. I was in shock and thought that these guys are the real deal(not). The next part of my website is to show you the names of all the Elephant gods in some order no one can piece together.
Destroy the world
Leave it alone
Stop here!! The rest are under major construction! DON'T GO TO THEM! The elephantized page does work!
And the most evil and possibly the most hated
Mickey(Not associated with Disney)
Here is the link to the Elephantized page again...If you missed it because you were too busy being disappointed that this site did not have anything the least bit popular in it.
Here are a few pictures that I found on the web that I thought were quite interesting:


This pic is here because I would always like you people to send me some
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But I doubt you will
Just so that you remember...This site is always

So don't expect anything spectacular, because I don't have the
to do stuff like you would like to see
YEAH, MY CHAT!!! Like people actually go to it!
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This page is © 2000 Steven Garone. Anyone who tries to take these pics or this idea needs to see a phsychologist and will be sued.